Why Men Are Like A Fine Wine

As a fine wine fanatic, I spend a lot of time reading reviews. It struck me recently how many of the traits I find appealing in a good bottle o' vino are also shared by the men I find attractive. To wit: Full-bodied, rich, mellow, ages well, not too sweet, getting better all the time, not overwhelming, best I've tasted, lots of character, fuller and deeper, toasty and warm, not pretentious and most importantly- goes down easy! Me, I guess I'm like a chardonnay:  Bubbly, slightly coquettish, tart, tangy and refreshing but endowed with lovely proportions. If you are a 70's vintage, an 80's matured import or domestic (although I prefer the European varietals), rare yet available, NOT fruity, a fine accompaniment to all occasions, drop me a line. Please, guys, a little mystery- no need to pop your cork til after we meet and mingle